"Belly Fat Cured."
Because belly fat is a disease, an illness that must be healed.
Because belly fat is a sign of unhealthiness and laziness.
Because belly fat is troublesome to look at, to feel, to have
especially if you are a woman.
Or did they mean that Oprah's belly fat was cured like pork
Salted, protected from disease, preserved for its taste
Perhaps a recipe is found inside--women's belly fat. A new, misogynist delicacy.
Either way, we have cured belly fat from its repulsive, raw state.